Vanity is Godliness

About me

Because blogs are inherently about vanity and believing your view is more important than the rest of the world's: I am here.

The web called to me, saying, "Bring us your greatness! Bring us your grandeur!"

And I said, "no."

The web cried out to me, "Bring us your witty observations, scathing criticisms, and your dead sexy smile."

And I said, "well... maybe."

Then the web shouted back, "Look, bitch, everyone else has one. Get a friggin blog up now!"

So I did.

Be vain, like me! Make your voice as pompous as my own. Say, "listen to me, bitch!" with a loving